Why Danny?

I have been following Danny DeVito on twitter since I started twittering. Does the man have an obsession with his balls, or is this some kind of saying, that I don't know?

Wanna Fight?

I saw a kid in Wal-Mart with a red T-shirt, and it said "Obama said knock you out" and it had Mohamed Ali, with Obama's face on it. I can't even fathom what that was supposed to mean.

Chuck

So my wife enters the Chuck Norris factoid legion. She said to me, Chuck Norris once farted and thus we have Global Warming.

Who Wrote These Rules Anyway?

So we were having a discussion about the "internet rules" and rule 34. I have had one suggested to me. Rule 659, "Shut the hell up!" That is all...

Can You Hear?

You can hear it... the wailing, the crying, the fit... of getting her hair brushed early in the morning. Yep, it is back to school time. lol

Don't Back Up

So my wife retells a story about how my 3-year-old is telling the nurse/ultrasound tech how the baby will get milk from mommy's boobies (multiple times). Of course my wife was mortified. But, really I'll take solace in a phrase that was told to me long ago... As long as you're telling the truth, there is no need to back up. And there you go.

Iron Man ...part II

You may remember this post about some young kids thinking I was Iron Man. Well I can add other person to my legion of fans (3 so far), it is the same person that thinks his own son looks like Will Smith. That person is my Father-in-Law. He says to me, "Yeah when the sun makes you squint, you look like Iron Man." Whatevs...