Number One

So what is the most important thing about the coming new year? Paying your taxes of course. Why SC does this is beyond me, but I think lots of states do it.

So... Just Wondering

I wonder, how many people will succumb to the food poison of Thanksgiving. I know nobody wants it to happen to them, but you gotta know that it happens. Who will be next? lol

Cat or Human?

So my littlest one had a bout with gas. My wife thought it was the cat purring, nah... it was the baby farting. Ah memories are being made aren't they?

And the Winner Is...

The 3-year-old: "This will shock you" pointing at the pencil sharpener.

Me: "I think you mean sharp, so will it stab me?"

The 3-year-old: "No, daddy it doesn't stamp" with a look of indignation.

I gave up, she won...

Why Danny?

I have been following Danny DeVito on twitter since I started twittering. Does the man have an obsession with his balls, or is this some kind of saying, that I don't know?

Wanna Fight?

I saw a kid in Wal-Mart with a red T-shirt, and it said "Obama said knock you out" and it had Mohamed Ali, with Obama's face on it. I can't even fathom what that was supposed to mean.

Chuck

So my wife enters the Chuck Norris factoid legion. She said to me, Chuck Norris once farted and thus we have Global Warming.