Made in China

Why is it that "Made in China" will make me spout off curses and talk about downgrading with cheap shit more than anything else? Is there a bike company that makes bike somewhere other than China? And is affordable?

$5 Dance

Did you see the President and the shoe incident? Me and my mom were just talking about it. She says the Iraqi guy was trying to protect him, not really, but anyway... like he was holding the $5 in his hand. That's the best we can do? The leader of the free world, no matter how hated he is, get's the five dollar dance and that's it.

What a world...

I Don't Know

So my daughter, after telling all of us why she needed to be excused from the dinner table, (she had to make a number 2) is spending too much time in the bathroom. I call out to her, "hey, what are you doing?" Her reply "I don't know". And neither do I...

Rain, Rain

So in my first "vacation" since I can remember, what does it do? Rains. Everyday of this vacation, rain. Almost makes one wish they were at work. Ok maybe not...

Twilight

My daughter is one of those "Twilight" nerds or whatever. I'm trying to deal with it rationally, but she is making it hard. All this writing on yourself and your clothes, I just don't know. I'm going to scream... but isn't that the point?

Singing

So we have a bit of a musician in my daughter. Do you remember the humpty dance?




This is kind of what we got. Except my daughter sings "Everybody loves hump...........Long pause is hers, not mine........tey dumpty". She pick's the most opportune times to sing it too. Like in the middle of the grocery store, at school, at some meeting, she really has it down. Good thing she's cute.

Sometimes life deals you...

...the odd. I woke up this morning to my daughter yelling "Goodbye pee pee!" inside the toilet, as in, she put her head inside the toilet and wished her pee pee good day.