Live Long and....

I know... I haven't posted here in awhile, maybe this will make up for that...

My 3-year-old got a toy with her happy meal, it was of Spock and it said his famous saying... I asked my daughter what he said and she said, "Hang on and pasta" which isn't at all what he said, but funny none the less.

What's That Smell?

Do your feet stink? The answer is yes. At least it is yes if you ask my 3-year-old. She'll bend down, take a whiff, and tell you if you like. But the answer is always yes, they do stink. I could have my feet washed and lathered up with cinnamon buns, they'd still stink... according to my daughter. The only saving grace is that her feet, again according to her, stink as well. Everybody's feet stink. Oh what a world.

And yes, it does a little something to your own self-confidence to have a 3-year-old tell you your feet smell bad. Do they really stink? Hmmmm.....

Napoleon

A very disturbing fact arose lately. My daughter, the 13-year-old, does a very good impression of Napoleon Dynamite. Sure the resemblance is there, kind of stupid, long legged, pubescent sort of angst. I'm just disturbed at how well she does it.


Napoleon Dynamite - Tina Eat the Food - Celebrity bloopers here

A Dog

Is a dog less of a dog for not wanting to get his feet wet? We're not talking 'swimming pool' wet, just 'morning dew' kind of wet. Anyway, one of my dogs hates to get wet so much that he hops on three legs, I'm guessing saving one foot is better than nothing, when I take him out to relieve himself. If I can get a movie, you can bet I'll YouTube it. For now, just take my word for it: it's funny.

St. Patrick

We should all gives thanks to St. Patrick, the patron saint of pollen. I'm just sayin'....

Got Math?

So I just overheard a conversation between my 3-year-old and my 13-year-old. It went something like this:

3-year-old: What are you doing Sissy?

13-year-old (Sissy): My math homework.

3-year-old: Math? What cha' talking about math?

And from there it just got messy. My 3-year-old is a letter kind of girl. Who knew?

Karma

I'm posting this, not because I wish any ill will on anyone, but there is a part... a very small part, that's laughing inside. It seems Mr. Rob Holquist has been laid off. This would be sad, except he called me and people like me a "bunch of circle-jerks". I'll take the little bit of karma... even if in a couple of weeks, months, years... I may be in the same boat.

Careful who who step on while on the way up, you'll see them again on your way down.