Don't Back Up

So my wife retells a story about how my 3-year-old is telling the nurse/ultrasound tech how the baby will get milk from mommy's boobies (multiple times). Of course my wife was mortified. But, really I'll take solace in a phrase that was told to me long ago... As long as you're telling the truth, there is no need to back up. And there you go.

Iron Man ...part II

You may remember this post about some young kids thinking I was Iron Man. Well I can add other person to my legion of fans (3 so far), it is the same person that thinks his own son looks like Will Smith. That person is my Father-in-Law. He says to me, "Yeah when the sun makes you squint, you look like Iron Man." Whatevs...

A question to ponder...

Fireworks.

How do they get from place to place... because you can't really ship them, seems weird if you ask me. I'm just saying, I have never seen a delivery truck in front of one, and FedEx or UPS or the USPS won't ship them. How do they get there?

Hmmmm...

Live Long and....

I know... I haven't posted here in awhile, maybe this will make up for that...

My 3-year-old got a toy with her happy meal, it was of Spock and it said his famous saying... I asked my daughter what he said and she said, "Hang on and pasta" which isn't at all what he said, but funny none the less.

What's That Smell?

Do your feet stink? The answer is yes. At least it is yes if you ask my 3-year-old. She'll bend down, take a whiff, and tell you if you like. But the answer is always yes, they do stink. I could have my feet washed and lathered up with cinnamon buns, they'd still stink... according to my daughter. The only saving grace is that her feet, again according to her, stink as well. Everybody's feet stink. Oh what a world.

And yes, it does a little something to your own self-confidence to have a 3-year-old tell you your feet smell bad. Do they really stink? Hmmmm.....

Napoleon

A very disturbing fact arose lately. My daughter, the 13-year-old, does a very good impression of Napoleon Dynamite. Sure the resemblance is there, kind of stupid, long legged, pubescent sort of angst. I'm just disturbed at how well she does it.


Napoleon Dynamite - Tina Eat the Food - Celebrity bloopers here

A Dog

Is a dog less of a dog for not wanting to get his feet wet? We're not talking 'swimming pool' wet, just 'morning dew' kind of wet. Anyway, one of my dogs hates to get wet so much that he hops on three legs, I'm guessing saving one foot is better than nothing, when I take him out to relieve himself. If I can get a movie, you can bet I'll YouTube it. For now, just take my word for it: it's funny.