And There I was...

So there I was... Walking to my car, after a hard day at work, overhead I see a lightning bolt, before I can blink I hear the loudest thunderclap I have ever heard. And I lose all control of my arms/legs for a second. And then, just 2 seconds go by (maybe it could have been 1), and everything is back to normal, except my heart rate. Ahhhhh summer in the south.

Squaids

I didn't know, but this term was brought home by my teenager. "Squaids", or Squirrel Aids, is a vernacular I, until now, was unaware existed. It was funnier when I thought my daughter and her friends made it up, but a little google and you see that it has a bit of a following. Now I wonder how that got past me, I guess I'm too old now.

Why is it...

That you can read a children's literature book in record time, but when it comes to reading adult literature, you find your eyes heavy and head bobbing by page 3?

I don't know, but I do know it kind of sucks.

Booty Pop

I saw this...



And I don't quite know what to say...

I guess if you have one of them negative asses... and not much money... this is for you. So go get one or two or more.

There Is No Outrunning the Internet

You know... sometimes you can run and run but in the end you still don't get away. What am I talking about? Well I can't get to detailed but it has to do with Facebook and family. You can't outrun the Internet. You could tell your friend/family member the wrong number, and not have to worry about them, but Facebook changes everything.

Naked

So the Songbird was playing with her Barbies in her Barbie House. She had two of them naked laying with each other (both are girls). Her explanation for what was going on? They were being just like Mommy and Daddy, who sometimes lay down naked with each other and kiss. She said this with a strait face. I said yep, sometimes you just love someone, and you can't help but to kiss them...

Ignoramuses!

You know the clocks have changed right? You also know it is St. Patrick's Day coming up right? Did you know that PASS testing is in the same week? The test to see where each child is academically, at least in South Carolina. The first thing they say you need to do before the test? Get lots of sleep. Seriously? On the week we "spring forward" they expect us to get lots of sleep? Yeah, good luck with that.