Figures

Everybody likes reform... so long as they don't have to change.

Ah... Vacation

As I tie things up before I go on vacation, I hope nobody robs my house, I pray that things at work will go smoothly, and most of all that everyone comes home safe... and that I had a memorable experience (preferably positive).

And There I was...

So there I was... Walking to my car, after a hard day at work, overhead I see a lightning bolt, before I can blink I hear the loudest thunderclap I have ever heard. And I lose all control of my arms/legs for a second. And then, just 2 seconds go by (maybe it could have been 1), and everything is back to normal, except my heart rate. Ahhhhh summer in the south.

Squaids

I didn't know, but this term was brought home by my teenager. "Squaids", or Squirrel Aids, is a vernacular I, until now, was unaware existed. It was funnier when I thought my daughter and her friends made it up, but a little google and you see that it has a bit of a following. Now I wonder how that got past me, I guess I'm too old now.

Why is it...

That you can read a children's literature book in record time, but when it comes to reading adult literature, you find your eyes heavy and head bobbing by page 3?

I don't know, but I do know it kind of sucks.

Booty Pop

I saw this...



And I don't quite know what to say...

I guess if you have one of them negative asses... and not much money... this is for you. So go get one or two or more.

There Is No Outrunning the Internet

You know... sometimes you can run and run but in the end you still don't get away. What am I talking about? Well I can't get to detailed but it has to do with Facebook and family. You can't outrun the Internet. You could tell your friend/family member the wrong number, and not have to worry about them, but Facebook changes everything.