Full of...

Way back, at the end of the school year, there were some kids going to class with my teenager that said there was no way they would go back to McCracken for a 4th year. They would go to Hilton Head and blah, blah, blah... Upsetting the other kids.

Well fast forward to this school year. All those kids, that said there was no way they would go to Bluffton, are there, just like everybody else.  Which is why I tell my daughter, "Kids are full of shit." And they are, they always will be...

The End

Nothing is so sad as when a man buries his dog. It signifies that the man respects or loves the animal enough to see it through to the end.

Figures

Everybody likes reform... so long as they don't have to change.

Ah... Vacation

As I tie things up before I go on vacation, I hope nobody robs my house, I pray that things at work will go smoothly, and most of all that everyone comes home safe... and that I had a memorable experience (preferably positive).

And There I was...

So there I was... Walking to my car, after a hard day at work, overhead I see a lightning bolt, before I can blink I hear the loudest thunderclap I have ever heard. And I lose all control of my arms/legs for a second. And then, just 2 seconds go by (maybe it could have been 1), and everything is back to normal, except my heart rate. Ahhhhh summer in the south.

Squaids

I didn't know, but this term was brought home by my teenager. "Squaids", or Squirrel Aids, is a vernacular I, until now, was unaware existed. It was funnier when I thought my daughter and her friends made it up, but a little google and you see that it has a bit of a following. Now I wonder how that got past me, I guess I'm too old now.

Why is it...

That you can read a children's literature book in record time, but when it comes to reading adult literature, you find your eyes heavy and head bobbing by page 3?

I don't know, but I do know it kind of sucks.