Iron Man

I was in Target last night. And I saw these two kids kind of eying me up and down. Finally one says... "You look like Iron Man". I winked at him. Because I just might in fact be Iron Man. They spent the rest of their visit calling Iron Man... but he didn't answer

The Ultimate Equalizer

Just think you're in what most consider an upscale neighborhood and you see a fluffy dog... you know the kind that's named Mr. Muggles or FeFe, that kind of dog, then it takes a shit right there in front if you (probably the neighbor's yard) and suddenly it's just another dog... another. dog.

Mr. T

Did you know what today is?

Mr. T's Birthday Fool.


Big Ups Mr. T!!!

Anger

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one. Benjamin Franklin

Just some words I thought I'd pass on, when times seem at their darkest.

The Tops

Today's comic just underlines what everybody already knew. You might be a Top Dog temporarily, but if you're an Ugly Dog, you're one forever. Congratulations Thumper, though never a Top Dog you'll always be ugly, people can't take that away from you...

Party Time

You know with the summer, comes parties, and what comes along with that? Drunk women. Why is it when an intoxicated man is at a party, people try to avoid him, but if that drunk happens to be female, suddenly it's a very good party? Just wondering... maybe I go to the wrong parties.

Nothing

I'm reminded by my daughter's continuous watching of Winnie the Pooh of a saying. I want to do nothing. That is.... you say you are going to do nothing, and you go and do it. That is what I aspire to. To do... nothing.