Friday, October 29, 2010

Stupid is as Stupid Does

What kind of dumb-ass walks around the neighborhood to judge pumpkins with an ankle that looks like 10 pounds of meat stuffed into 1 pound of packaging? Yeah that would be me... 

Monday, October 25, 2010

Aye The Saints!

This is much more what I am used to... The Saints losing to a 1-5 team in the Cleveland Browns. I wonder if Drew Brees is wishing he didn't take the money for the Madden Game now? I guess the season is pretty much a loss at this point. Maybe they will get in the post-season as a wild card, but I don't look for them to go beyond that. 

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

And the Nut-Shot Goes To...

There is no better way to get a person to wake up then by giving them a good shot to the nuts. That is of course if they have nuts. I was being lazy, semi-sleeping... it really was not time to get up yet. My wife puts the baby on the bed, the baby flips over and kaboom, nut-shot. It happened so quick nobody could do anything. Well I could hold what was left of my nuts and cry, but other than that... nothing. I will say, no going back to sleep and being late for work... at least not today.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

First Words

So Augustus said her first words. I mean besides MaMa or DaDa or even BaBa. What was that word? Kitty cat... or as she put it... Titty Cat. Yeah I can tell being around her is going to be fun!