Saturday, October 3, 2009

And the Winner Is...

The 3-year-old: "This will shock you" pointing at the pencil sharpener.

Me: "I think you mean sharp, so will it stab me?"

The 3-year-old: "No, daddy it doesn't stamp" with a look of indignation.

I gave up, she won...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Why Danny?

I have been following Danny DeVito on twitter since I started twittering. Does the man have an obsession with his balls, or is this some kind of saying, that I don't know?