Wednesday, April 29, 2009

What's That Smell?

Do your feet stink? The answer is yes. At least it is yes if you ask my 3-year-old. She'll bend down, take a whiff, and tell you if you like. But the answer is always yes, they do stink. I could have my feet washed and lathered up with cinnamon buns, they'd still stink... according to my daughter. The only saving grace is that her feet, again according to her, stink as well. Everybody's feet stink. Oh what a world.

And yes, it does a little something to your own self-confidence to have a 3-year-old tell you your feet smell bad. Do they really stink? Hmmmm.....

Friday, April 10, 2009


A very disturbing fact arose lately. My daughter, the 13-year-old, does a very good impression of Napoleon Dynamite. Sure the resemblance is there, kind of stupid, long legged, pubescent sort of angst. I'm just disturbed at how well she does it.

Napoleon Dynamite - Tina Eat the Food - Celebrity bloopers here