And the Nut-Shot Goes To...

There is no better way to get a person to wake up then by giving them a good shot to the nuts. That is of course if they have nuts. I was being lazy, semi-sleeping... it really was not time to get up yet. My wife puts the baby on the bed, the baby flips over and kaboom, nut-shot. It happened so quick nobody could do anything. Well I could hold what was left of my nuts and cry, but other than that... nothing. I will say, no going back to sleep and being late for work... at least not today.