End of the Month

So it's the end of the month, and like so many of us out there, I have reports and things to do at the end of the month; but, why?

They do the Darnedest Things...

So my daughter was raring to go, just one problem... All she was wearing was shoes. Nudity is a concept missed by my child.

Grass

So I'm tired of cutting grass, and I'm not affluent enough to afford someone else to do it...

Bring on the cold weather!

It'll either slow down/stop the growing or at least make it more comfortable while doing the cutting.

Kids

I know now why children are smaller than us adults/parent types. It is so that we can pick up screaming/yelling/otherwise fit causing children, and put them in bed. In my opinion of course...

Shat

We were going to bed (the TV was on) and we see William Shatner on TV. Good lord, this guy is not going to die is he?

What's up with the Shat?

Seriously...

Squirrelly

You have to act a little squirrelly sometimes... to throw you off kilter.

So my wife tells me anyway.

Miss USA

It was like it was out of a comic book. I come upstairs (about10:00 or so) I look at the TV and there is Miss USA on her ass... again. That's just weird, especially since I don't even watch that sort of thing.

Why Worry?

What's the biggest thing that I miss about being north of 30? Sex. I really wish I could be 18 again, just for a roll in the sack. I'm not saying I don't have sex, it's just a different kind of sex. Now I worry about everything, back when I was younger, I didn't even know there was anything to worry about. You know, bills, gas, or the off hand chance of performance anxiety.

Here's Burt

My wife, god love her, has this laugh, not the way she always laughs, just sometimes that sounds just like Burt Reynolds laugh. We like Burt, if for nothing more than his laugh.

Smell Something?

While at Disney, my wife looked distraught, she said "That's some European BO right there". I had no idea, or inclination to compare. We moved on quickly and I never smelled it.

The New Family

I can't help but wonder... with going to Disney World and all... If the new family includes me. Looking around I'd say this calibrated eye leads me to think no. No tattoos (though if that's you thing, go for it) Don't really subscribe to the spoil your kids montage, I'm pretty much a Clark Griswold of sorts, and that makes me endangered? Maybe...

Who's is it?

So i didn't know it, but I've been driving my daughter's car and sleeping in her house... this has taken a great ordeal off of me. Just think, I never have to pay for these things again, it's hers not mine, I wonder if the lenders would go along with it...