The Free, Aint So Free Anymore

The "Free Paper" isn't going to be free anymore.... Do you hear horse laughter?

That would be me.

Maybe they'll actually do some reporting, maybe. I think it's the end however. I had some friends that worked there and I know how certain people "are". Too bad, but that's business. I wonder how long it will take. Because lord knows nobody is going to pay for VOXes and puppy stories. Too bad huh? Their subscription numbers are going to resemble my 401k.

How Come

Your bed is never as comfortable as it is when you have to get up?

Questions

We had a conversation on things you see on the road today. Specifically talking about shoes. You always see just one shoe, never two. So we wonder, how did it get there? Was it from a one legged man? Did a person get hit and it knocked the shoe off? Was there some kind of road rage? Questions remain.

Ouch!

After watching the Classic Film Friday entry, my 2-year-old is putting ideas in our heads about dance lessons... Oy, this is going to hurt.

TV Aint got no Recession

Last night we were flipping though channels trying to find something to watch and then we saw it...

A $153.75 Santa Claus with skates. I can't believe it, isn't there a recession right now? Who the fuck is going to spend 153 bucks plus shipping for this made in China shit?!?!?

Oy!

At Least

Watching my 401k literally evaporate and the economy in the tank... At least we have.... what do we have?

Take a Break

My two-year-old looks at me while we're eating lunch as says "Get your rake, and take a break".

What that means I haven't a clue, a budding "rapper"?!? ...maybe.

Why?

Why are children, especially little ones, able to find your kidneys with their feet? I think I'd have come out better in the ring with Mike Tyson, than one sleepless night with my child. At least I get to come to work instead of giving her the opportunity for round 2. lol

Pet Peeve

I have a bit of a pet peeve. It involves driving. I'm not going to speed up if you ride my bumper. I'm not. Ever. And especially if it's in my own neighborhood. There are kids and adults and dogs and even the stray amount of wildlife... not to mention a few Mexicans. `Aint gonna' do it.

If you are consistently late, wake up sooner. Otherwise just enjoy the drive. It's your last bit of peace before the workday starts.