Naked

So the Songbird was playing with her Barbies in her Barbie House. She had two of them naked laying with each other (both are girls). Her explanation for what was going on? They were being just like Mommy and Daddy, who sometimes lay down naked with each other and kiss. She said this with a strait face. I said yep, sometimes you just love someone, and you can't help but to kiss them...

Ignoramuses!

You know the clocks have changed right? You also know it is St. Patrick's Day coming up right? Did you know that PASS testing is in the same week? The test to see where each child is academically, at least in South Carolina. The first thing they say you need to do before the test? Get lots of sleep. Seriously? On the week we "spring forward" they expect us to get lots of sleep? Yeah, good luck with that.

Most American

Like so many conversations with any of my kids... This one was funny.

Me: (reading from a bottle of beer) What is more American than Paul Revere?

Teenager: Um, what about Billy Idol?

Me: What?

Teenager: (realizing that he is not American) So Billy Idol is from Germany?

Me: Um huh? Yeah OK Billy Idol is the most American, non-American.

Yep, that is the way we roll around my house.