Karma

I'm posting this, not because I wish any ill will on anyone, but there is a part... a very small part, that's laughing inside. It seems Mr. Rob Holquist has been laid off. This would be sad, except he called me and people like me a "bunch of circle-jerks". I'll take the little bit of karma... even if in a couple of weeks, months, years... I may be in the same boat.

Careful who who step on while on the way up, you'll see them again on your way down.

Just a Tip

See I frequent all kinds of places, online and in real life. Anyone who refers to you as 'gangsta' probably is not someone you want to know. Unless your name is gangsta, the odds of which is likely very slim.

B-12

My wife can go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 9am. I'm envious. What does it take to be so "tired". The lack of a B-12 shot, but still, I've give that up to sleep like that.

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

So I have to say, not everything is as it seems. My wife told me a story about bringing my daughter to daycare. Wow huh? Ok so anyway, they meet a little Mexican boy and my wife says "Oh is that Philippe?" Because the boy obviously looked like his name was Philippe, and that's where you would all be wrong (myself included). Philippe is a little boy from the Czech Republic, the Mexican looking kid was named Marvin. It just doesn't pay to leap before you look.

Not A Match

Let me break down a conversation I had with my littlest one. It went something like this:

Littlest: Mommy's a girl

Me: Yep mommy is a girl

Littlest: Sissy's a girl

Me: Uh huh, sissy is a girl

Littlest: And I'm a girl too

Me: Yes you are a girl too

Littlest: Daddy is a boy

Me: That is true

Littlest: There's no match for you daddy. Sorry.

And with that I get a kiss goodnight and she goes to sleep. I have to do something about all the women in my house. Or just move into the garage...