I'm posting this, not because I wish any ill will on anyone, but there is a part... a very small part, that's laughing inside. It seems Mr. Rob Holquist has been laid off. This would be sad, except he called me and people like me a "bunch of circle-jerks". I'll take the little bit of karma... even if in a couple of weeks, months, years... I may be in the same boat.
Careful who who step on while on the way up, you'll see them again on your way down.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Karma
Monday, February 23, 2009
Just a Tip
See I frequent all kinds of places, online and in real life. Anyone who refers to you as 'gangsta' probably is not someone you want to know. Unless your name is gangsta, the odds of which is likely very slim.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
B-12
My wife can go to bed at 9pm and wake up at 9am. I'm envious. What does it take to be so "tired". The lack of a B-12 shot, but still, I've give that up to sleep like that.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover
So I have to say, not everything is as it seems. My wife told me a story about bringing my daughter to daycare. Wow huh? Ok so anyway, they meet a little Mexican boy and my wife says "Oh is that Philippe?" Because the boy obviously looked like his name was Philippe, and that's where you would all be wrong (myself included). Philippe is a little boy from the Czech Republic, the Mexican looking kid was named Marvin. It just doesn't pay to leap before you look.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Not A Match
Let me break down a conversation I had with my littlest one. It went something like this:
Littlest: Mommy's a girl
Me: Yep mommy is a girl
Littlest: Sissy's a girl
Me: Uh huh, sissy is a girl
Littlest: And I'm a girl too
Me: Yes you are a girl too
Littlest: Daddy is a boy
Me: That is true
Littlest: There's no match for you daddy. Sorry.
And with that I get a kiss goodnight and she goes to sleep. I have to do something about all the women in my house. Or just move into the garage...